one. cut beef with scissors and season to liking
two, realize u forgot something at the gym and go bac to the gym, telling ur grandma u need her to help with the beef on the way out
three, expect to come home to cooked beef, instead see her cutting the beef into smaller strips before cooking
four, end up cooking the beef with ur grandma
five, eat beef with grandma
the moral of the storyL: grandma wholesome win 😀