Should you want to meet me, look for a small 5’0″1/2”’ woman with a big smile and very heavy nearsighted prescription. She will be asian, have hair that is brown in the sun, and will always attempt to be the center of attention. Under no circumstances should you try to give her anything less than your spotlight. You will grow to hate her, after realizing her odd appearance is completely asymmetrical, but you must continue interacting with her nonetheless. Find her a sun to bask under, or else she will become withdrawn and sad.
Now for the standard response from WordPress!
Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)
This statement is not inaccurate, but if I were the dog, the name would be the same. I also do not live in Los Angelas. I do enjoy Pina coladas.
…or something like this:
The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.
The Gotham community would benefit more from the writer of this statement than from me. I estimate only a company which employs 230 people, meaning I would eventually have to explain where 2000 people went…
As a new WordPress user, you should go to your dashboard to delete this page and create new pages for your content. Have fun reading!
:c who are you to tell me what to do, WordPress???
maybe I like having you on my page!!!!!!!! Did you ever think of that???????? No! You didn’t! Well you stay right here where I want you to be.