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machines

Feeling down? Lonely? All your friends die somehow, or get married, or leave the country? Try the instant friend machine! It’ll give you a friend any day of the week. You can talk to it, and a friend will come up from this circle right here!

With this friend machine that speaks your language, you’ll never feel lonely again. You can go to outer space and come back with a monkey companion. Best of all, your friend will always be there for you whenever you need him, her, or whatever gender preference you have. Come on down to the website where you can get one for 3 layered circles (not sundial approved). 
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So many guides

There are so many guides on how to use the website. I am not against these guides but getting blasted with “do this” and “use these” irks me more than even improperly quoted Vines do.

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la colombe coffee

for whatever reason I feel like I will be asked to take this post down, but it is with great happiness I tell you this coffee brand is quite delectable. Perhaps it is the vanilla flavor in this coffee, to the odd vanilla white colored cap over the metal, but I greatly am enjoying the taste of this coffee. I haven’t quite figured out how to take this can apart yet, but I am sure I will be able to do so once I am done drinking this. It is, as the outside label says, “foamy and creamy” with “real milk” being very tastable. Perhaps I will get my little brother to make a post about ra-mu-nae next….. I am curious about what is patentable, but I haven’t the foggiest idea. Natural flavors, as always, are a must add in any American drink. 6/10, decent. This is using the coke 8/10 scale, with 0/10 not being mentionable. 10/10, as always, is god’s greatest nectar… Fruit juice. Anyway, catch you all next post!